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Mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle) : “do you guys want any chips?” Dad (at full volume) : “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS”
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Mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle) : “do you guys want any chips?” Dad (at full volume) : “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS”

 

Continue ReadingMom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle) : “do you guys want any chips?” Dad (at full volume) : “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS”
Highschool was so Judgy. In college you saw someone riding a razor scooter to class in bunny pajamas and all you thought was… “That is a Smart man”
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Highschool was so Judgy. In college you saw someone riding a razor scooter to class in bunny pajamas and all you thought was… “That is a Smart man”

Highschool was so Judgy. In college you saw someone riding a razor scooter to class in bunny pajamas and all…

Continue ReadingHighschool was so Judgy. In college you saw someone riding a razor scooter to class in bunny pajamas and all you thought was… “That is a Smart man”